Tis time! For the heart wrenching saga known as V-Day (or as my boss says "Happy VD") to commence and be thwarted!
I have a proposal, lets burn all berry white cds! For those guys who shell out 100s of dollars on Roses, they're toxic... Appropriate ^_~
Chocolate is associated by women with PMS... Not sure if that's such a good thing to give to your "Cuddle Bears" in hopes to get it on later that night. In our mind's gentlemen we are cheering becasue we can save our budgeted chocolate money for the next two months and buy a new pair of shoes or something Prada.
And Really, Couples, nothing is more annoying that you going on and on and on and ON ad nausium about your v-day plans, and or what your significant whore got you for v-day. In this sence all of us singletins are truely hoping you get VD and or one hell of a cramp right in the middle of that strange extra super advanced Kama sutra pose that is intended to promote wellness and harmony in the universe just at that critcal moment.
So yeah that's my stance and it has always been my stance on V-day (even when Trevor and i were dating). the Spirit of V-day should be year round (like the spirit of Christmas but with out the creepy santas ringing bells on street corners). Men, LOOOOVE your women. Women, Don't castrate your men and realize they're trying really hard to make you happy. Little over weight girl in the 2nd grade, Bobby Higgens doesn't really love you, his mother made him write you a valentine, get used to it, because it will happen your entire life!
And with that humans who wish so dearly to fornicate and create little humans as a suprise for your parents at christmas, i bid you good day. (and lots of chocolate ^__^)